nobody sees you cry when you weld
- *Bringing my grandchild to bed*
- Grandchild: Grandma, tell me a bedtime story!
- Me: *getting 1st volume of SnK out of my bag* okay my dear, listen carefully *clearing throat* "On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans and were.."
- *My daughter is coming in*
- Daughter: No mom, stop it, we talked about that!
- Me: Mikasa, please!
- Daughter: No!
- Me: Then let me just sing a bedtime song for him.
- Daughter: ...Okay
- Me: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
"Why is a dog better than a gf? If you lock your dog in the trunk and come back an hour later, he’ll still be glad to see you."
This teaches that:
a) Women are worth less than dogs.
b) Dogs are better because they have no choice but to put up with your abuse.