but its ok your father is now a Norse god and saves the world from his crazy brother
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but its ok your father is now a Norse god and saves the world from his crazy brother
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whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
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“Love the fetus, hate the child.”
America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?
^Truth.
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isn’t your first birthday technically your second
No, because birthdays are like anniversaries. You celebrates a past event that occurred on the same date of the year as the initial event. Nothing existed before that date.
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if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
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omg guess what i found out today
that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed
is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly
thank u brain~
No problem, boss.
I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny
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